Today is Monday! I usually try to avoid Mondays, but if you’re keeping a diary every day, this is quite hard. Mondays usually happen about once a week, right at the beginning. I hate Mondays. They are actually the worst day you can get ever! If you imagine the complete 100% opposite of a Friday, then you get a Monday.
Today I’ve realised there are still two quite important people that I need you to meet: Teddy and Giraffe. My best friend in the whole world is Teddy, and my other friend is Giraffe. I do like Giraffe a lot, but Teddy is better, and I’ve known him the longest. I also need to let you know about celebrities…
Because we spent a lot of yesterday preoccupied with anagrams, I thought it would be a good idea to get everyone out into the garden for some fresh air today. Teddy went down the slide three times, and I helped Giraffe find a worm. I wish all days could be as productive as this.
Today is Otter Keeper’s birthday! First I gave him the card I’d made. He loved it, which he should, because it was a very good card, I used all the Crayons. Then I gave him his present: a special Otter hamper containing lots of his favourite things. He said he was very relieved because he had been wondering where a lot of these things had got to. I thought this was a little ungrateful, but never mind.