Being A secret agent.

Top secret Otter agent

This week I found something really great to do.. be a Secret Agent. Me and Otter Keeper watched a film all about very good Secret Agent called James this weekend. It was a great film and afterwards I decided it would probably be best for me to become a secret agent too.

Not just anyone can be a Secret Agent. You need to be really good at things, like disguises and hiding. Luckily Otter Keeper says I’m brilliant at both these things. Sometimes he is right about things. He also lent me some important items of disguise. So all in all he’s doing quite well at the moment. Actually If I were marking household objects out of 10 now and he was a household object, I’d give him a 9.5 (which is right up there with the Playstation3 or the spatula)

Teddy (although very talented at lots of things) is not cut out to be a Secret Agent, he’s going to stay in the other room and make inventions for me to use on important missions. I’m not so sure he will be able to do this without me, but as Otter Keeper says, it’s important to encourage Teddy.

Actually I probably shouldn’t have told you I’m a secret agent as this will make being secret harder. If anyone asks you about us just say me and Teddy are running the Toasting Consultancy Business as usual and everything is normal. I really should go…. thank you.. bye bye.. shshhhhhhh



  1. Grace March 22, 2011 at 5:59 am

    I think you will be a brilliant secret agent – no one would suspect a dear little otter of being anything like that. Supah Idea! And the Toasting Consultancy Business is such a good cover – as you and Teddy tinker with toasters (pretend) you can be listening in on secret talks or be making some secret device! What a good idea this is! ♡♡♡

  2. Von Igelfeld March 22, 2011 at 7:36 am

    Well done Otter!
    I wouldn´t have recognised you in that cunning disguise…a bit harsh on Teddy though, bears are great at lying low and not doing much except eating – an excellent companion on a stake-out!
    I won´t tell anyone…

  3. Jack the Cat March 22, 2011 at 8:53 am

    Wow that is so cool!!!! I can only imagine how it feels to be a secret agent. I didn’t even recognize you at first when I saw you wearing that disguise, very clever! Have fun!!!

  4. bev otter March 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    I have not seen anything!!! Shhhh!

  5. Louloute Otter March 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Hi Otter, ( may I still call you Otter or what’s your real name ?)

    You’re great although I think you must dig a bit deeper to be more covered and you must hide your tail better so that you look more like a mole (I don’t know whether it is the same word in English : in French, a mole that’s you at the moment: an undercover agent who is infiltrated ! I hope the yucca is Kate’s and you have already gained her living room : very good trap your suicase indeed : she’ll fall down and land into the yucca and there -this will of course be THE great moment- you’ll take her and glue her onto the floor to replace the plant pot ! Very clever and very good handling of the agent’s accessories ! I can’t but admire your ability. And if it wouldn’t be top secret, I would deliver you the certificate of best secret agent ever (I’ll write it with secret ink !). He ! He! I might however suggest you that you open a secret agent consultancy, this would be the cleverst cover ever because nobody would suspect you’re actually one ! The best cover is to tell the truth if it’s so unbelivable that nobody would think it is ! Keeper says I’d be great as coach for politicians ! I don’t know why but keepers are always right, aren’t they? I would mark mine 10 + …. Hi keeper, thank you for reading this !… And of course Otter, I won’t spread the word but don’t forget to ask whether secret agents have to pay tax and to whom !

  6. Catherine March 28, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    How wonderful to learn of your latest endeavor Otter! ( Teddy too) that was VERY generous of you to share this with us–seeing as you are risking your
    Secret status by doing so! I think you will be OUTSTANDING in your role as a secret agent! I can picture you now….sshhhh I wont tell a soul!
    Keep up the excellent work–give my love to Teddy + encouragement is always important for Teddy—I bet he makes THE BEST secret inventions EVER! and I promise I wont tell sshhh another secret is safe with me!
    Thank you once again for making my day-my week! Otter by sharing yet
    another fascinating and wondrous Otter Story with us!

  7. Oluwabukola Tinubu August 16, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Otter is right he shouldn’t tell us but I won’t snitch Shhhh.

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