When making a strategical outpost you have to be careful.

Yesterday Otter Keeper was at work as usual, so me and Teddy decided to go exploring. Although we have been exploring many times before it still doesn’t get boring because we always seem to find new places and exciting things. I’m actually the best explorer and sometimes Teddy really doesn’t seem to want to come, so I have to tie him to me. Otter Keeper says that Teddy prefers a quiet life in front of the tv, but Otter Keeper’s wrong – he doesn’t understand Teddy like I do.

Exploring started off well We found a few interesting items that might be of use in the ongoing Kate trap program. We also found some secret documents and Otter plans under the sofa which we had completley forgotten about. I told Teddy off for this because it was probably him that had left them there and if these plans were to fall into the wrong hands it could be a disaster!

After a while we found ourselves in the kitchen. The Kitchen is one of my favorite rooms in the whole house – we have very exciting things in our kitchen like special machines to do things. I’ve always been quite fond of one Otter Keeper calls the washing machine. Usually it makes lots of noise and turns round. but today it had revealed itself to have a perfect little room just the right size for an Otter strategical outpost. Teddy kept watch outside while I tried out the room for size , it was perfect! I then shut the secret door which was also perfect as Kate would never think to look inside. It was then that I realised me and Teddy had done a very silly thing. I couldn’t open the secret door!!! I had to sit inside the new strategical Otter outpost for the rest of the day! Teddy was useless, he panicked and was too shocked to let me out. I told him again and again to go and call Otter Keeper on the phone (I’m allowed to phone him in emergencies – and this was an emergency) Eventually Otter Keeper came home and he heard my little tapping on the secret door. It wasn’t all bad because Otter Keeper seemed very relieved I was ok and I got a big cuddle.

Tonight we’re watching a film together and I’m very happy about this. Actually I say “we” are watching a film, but a certain someone is not going to be watching the film with us… Teddy! I’m fed up with his attitude recently so I’ve put him down the side of the bed for the evening to think about what he’s done. Hopefully this will have the desired effect. Especially seeing as we’re watching the lion king .. which is one of Teddy’s favourites.

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This Time Otter Keeper has gone too far!!

Well I really don’t even know where to begin this time…
Now I really love going in the car, me and Otter Keeper go to lots of nice places. Inside cars you have amazing sofas that are just perfect for otter bouncing. There are also lots of buttons to press and sometimes even music! Being in a car is really quite exciting for an otter you see.

The other day Otter Keeper sat me down. He told me he had something to explain to me. I don’t always understand what he says when he does this, I didn’t really this time either but it was something to do with being well behaved in the car and a new seat he had bought.
I told him I understood, because seats are quite a boring thing to talk to Otter Keeper about and anyway, I wanted to get on with the game of hide and seek he had promised to play with me that evening.

The next day however otter keeper said we were going in the car and it was then that he showed me the new “booster seat”. Otter Keeper told me it was a special seat for otters that stop them causing a nuisance whilst in the car with their Otter Keepers ?

The booster seat is the worst thing ever !!
I HATE the Booster seat!

Otter Keeper straps me into it and then i can’t move, I can’t even reach my ball or my books or any other other car toys for that matter !! why does he do this ? it just makes no sense. I think maybe kate has something to do with it, I saw Otter Keeper talking to her in the garden the other day….

Otter keeper must change his ways or i’m going to get very cross I think i might start a petition against the booster seat or maybe even against Otter Keeper himself If he doesn’t behave. He actually said i’m very lucky to have my own special seat for the car … honestly I just don’t know what is wrong with him sometimes?

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