When making a strategical outpost you have to be careful.

Yesterday Otter Keeper was at work as usual, so me and Teddy decided to go exploring. Although we have been exploring many times before it still doesn’t get boring because we always seem to find new places and exciting things. I’m actually the best explorer and sometimes Teddy really doesn’t seem to want to come, so I have to tie him to me. Otter Keeper says that Teddy prefers a quiet life in front of the tv, but Otter Keeper’s wrong – he doesn’t understand Teddy like I do.

Exploring started off well We found a few interesting items that might be of use in the ongoing Kate trap program. We also found some secret documents and Otter plans under the sofa which we had completley forgotten about. I told Teddy off for this because it was probably him that had left them there and if these plans were to fall into the wrong hands it could be a disaster!

After a while we found ourselves in the kitchen. The Kitchen is one of my favorite rooms in the whole house – we have very exciting things in our kitchen like special machines to do things. I’ve always been quite fond of one Otter Keeper calls the washing machine. Usually it makes lots of noise and turns round. but today it had revealed itself to have a perfect little room just the right size for an Otter strategical outpost. Teddy kept watch outside while I tried out the room for size , it was perfect! I then shut the secret door which was also perfect as Kate would never think to look inside. It was then that I realised me and Teddy had done a very silly thing. I couldn’t open the secret door!!! I had to sit inside the new strategical Otter outpost for the rest of the day! Teddy was useless, he panicked and was too shocked to let me out. I told him again and again to go and call Otter Keeper on the phone (I’m allowed to phone him in emergencies – and this was an emergency) Eventually Otter Keeper came home and he heard my little tapping on the secret door. It wasn’t all bad because Otter Keeper seemed very relieved I was ok and I got a big cuddle.

Tonight we’re watching a film together and I’m very happy about this. Actually I say “we” are watching a film, but a certain someone is not going to be watching the film with us… Teddy! I’m fed up with his attitude recently so I’ve put him down the side of the bed for the evening to think about what he’s done. Hopefully this will have the desired effect. Especially seeing as we’re watching the lion king .. which is one of Teddy’s favourites.

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Sadness….

Sometimes I get very sad I’m generally a very happy otter and I try to be happy as much as possible but this just isn’t always possible for one main reason…… Otter Keeper has a job

Every morning when we wake up The first thing I do is ask Otter Keeper if it’s the weekend but most of the time it’s not and he has to go and do his job. He says his job is important because it pays for the house where we live and also things like otter feed and coffee, I try to understand but it’s quite confusing. Why does he have to leave me behind ???

I try to be as happy as possible while he’s gone But the problem is I really REALLY miss the Otter Keeper. To feel better I have some photo’s of him I can look at and he’s also made me a special clock. When the little hand gets to the bit he showed me it means he will be home soon. If I hide under my blanket and don’t look at the clock it actually goes faster, so I try to do this lots and I’m getting quite good at it!

But the thing I MUST NOT DO is use the phone to call him at work. There’s a special button I can press if there is an emergency but he says missing him, feeling sad or telling him how much I love him isn’t an emergency?

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Today I got into trouble….

The other night I had been watching Otter Keeper order things on the computer. I like to look over his shoulder when he’s doing things on the computer because I Like the computer and I also really like the Otter Keeper.  He uses this thing he calls a credit card which is what you need if you want to buy things on the computer! (Otter Keeper told me this)

I asked him if I could buy some things and he said no,  then I asked him if I could have an Otter credit card and he also said no (apparently they don’t make them for Otters).  I felt a bit sad but when he was finished buying things he played on the PlayStation 3 and I forgot all about it because I love the PlayStation 3 !!

But the next day Keeper was at work… I was bored so I tried to make an Otter credit card with my crayons and paper. This didn’t work so I thought keeper really wouldn’t mind if I borrowed his. I wanted to buy lots of jewellery so I would be a pretty Otter! I thought Keeper would probably be very pleased. I wasn’t really sure how to buy stuff so I ordered lots of things just to make sure I got what I wanted. I had to press on the keyboard lots and lots, I spent most of the afternoon doing this and my paws got very tired.

BUT Otter Keeper wasn’t pleased? I got into lots of trouble when he got home. I tried to explain that my Otter credit card hadn’t worked and so I had to use his but he didn’t understand. I spent the rest of the evening hiding from him under the sofa. I won’t be buying things from the Internet any more,  I don’t think otters are meant to….

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