I Am Otter
Kate!!!!! I HATE KATE
Kate is the lady that lives below us. Shes Horrible. Otter keeper says she's nice but I know she wants to get us both and I also know for a fact she doesn't like otters! I'm always trying to think of plans to get her, i try to do the following as much as possible:
- Knock over her milk bottles when me and the otter keeper leave the house
- Play my little cassette player really loud and jump on the floor
- throw things at her from the balcony - i always get a bit scared when she shouts at me though
- post notes to her through her letter box, keeper gets REALLY angy when i do this - he says it's very rude(he doesn't understand)
- make up songs about her
- Try to steal her cat
- Try to convince otter keeper that she is evil and wants to get me
Below are some of my top secret otter plans. don't tell anyone you've seen them because Kate might find out. Also Otter Keeper doesn't know about my plans. He would probably tell me off if he found out
