I'm an otter so i mainly eat otter feed, it's my favorite thing in the whole world, it comes in little boxes and otter keeper has to buy it especially from the internet. I keep track of how much i have so that i don't run out, that happened before and i got very very sad :(

I really don't know why i love otter feed so much , i think other otters make it and they know what to put in it to make otters think it's so great. Sometimes i offer some to otter keeper but he never seems to want any.
I find this really hard to understand. So then i put it in his dinner when he's not looking, he doesn't really notice, but i know he'd be happy if he knew i had been doing it. I only do it because I love him so much.


Otter keeper says i shouldn't eat too much otter feed or i will get fat. I don't want to be a fat otter so i try not to eat too much, but i just love my feed so much! I think my favorite meal would be a bowl of otter feed and a large cup of coffee. Keeper also says otter feed contains too much salt but he always says everything has too much salt in it now days. Last week me and keeper tried to make a special machine to get rid of some of the salt in otter feed, but it was too hard and we just made a mess all over the kitchen floor!